Herman the FEMA Crab? Are you serious?

Just when you thought the idiocy had reached it’s zenith, along comes FEMA for Kids! Now, you can visit Herman, the happy spokescrab (really!) who will teach you how to depend your federal goverment to lead you to your nearest neighborhood Terror Dome in the case of catastrophic natural disaster. Don’t the big, sharp, pincers make you feel MUCH safer, kids? They don’t? Then surely the FEMA RAP song should do it! OMG! This is where all our tax dollars are going instead of actually helping the people in the gulf region. Amazing.