All Clear

As reported yesterday, the thousand year reign of evil officially plagued the earth …

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… and humanity is now cleared for a peaceful, prosperous, posthuman future.

Bob, the FSM, and the Rev. Tom Cruise have issued the All Clear! signal, following yesterday’s mandatory Be Very Afraid of 666 Day. We now return to your regularly scheduled human irony.